Things that should exist

So a few days ago I went to the driving range (another perk of unemployment), and after I finished hooking 96 of my 100 drives into the adjacent parking lot, I noticed they had batting cages there. JACKPOT. SLOW-PITCH SOFTBALL HERE I COME! And I spent the next half hour pretending I was Kevin James Rosie O’Donnell in A League of their Own.  AWESOME.  The driving range/batting cages/arcade/ice cream stand is one of the greatest achievements in human history. I’ll fight anyone who disagrees with that statement.