On Championship Weekend, Japanese Monuments and Nightmare Fuel

I’m going be working on a writing project for the next few weeks, so expect the weekly reviews to be shorter than usual. This week we’ll tackle demonic giant crabs, Mitt Romney’s voiceover work and who to root for if your team got knocked out. Let’s do it:

So the regular season ended 20 days ago and somehow Jim Caldwell and Juan Castillo both still have jobs, which is slowly driving me to the brink of insanity.. I’m pretty sure that Caldwell is actually being used as a decoy though. See the Colts fired their general manager last week and I think that owner Jim Irsay is just using Caldwell to assist with the G.M. interviewing process. For example:

Irsay- “So there’s a lot of moves to be made this offseason, let’s start with head coach- you think we should keep Caldwell?”
G.M. candidate- “Yeah I think he probably deserves a second cha….”
Irsay- (screams gibberish and unloads on candidate with a BB gun) Continue reading